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Enter CELIA and ROSALINDCELIA
Why, cousin! why, Rosalind! Cupid have mercy! not a word?ROSALIND
Not one to throw at a dog.CELIA
No, thy words are too precious to be cast away uponROSALIND
curs; throw some of them at me; come, lame me with reasons.
Then there were two cousins laid up; when the oneCELIA
should be lamed with reasons and the other mad
But is all this for your father?ROSALIND
No, some of it is for my child's father. O, howCELIA
full of briers is this working-day world!
They are but burs, cousin, thrown upon thee inROSALIND
holiday foolery: if we walk not in the trodden
paths our very petticoats will catch them.
I could shake them off my coat: these burs are in my heart.CELIA
Hem them away.ROSALIND
I would try, if I could cry 'hem' and have him.CELIA
Come, come, wrestle with thy affections.ROSALIND
O, they take the part of a better wrestler than myself!CELIA
O, a good wish upon you! you will try in time, inROSALIND
despite of a fall. But, turning these jests out of
service, let us talk in good earnest: is it
possible, on such a sudden, you should fall into so
strong a liking with old Sir Rowland's youngest son?
The duke my father loved his father dearly.CELIA
Doth it therefore ensue that you should love his sonROSALIND
dearly? By this kind of chase, I should hate him,
for my father hated his father dearly; yet I hate
No, faith, hate him not, for my sake.CELIA
Why should I not? doth he not deserve well?ROSALIND
Let me love him for that, and do you love himCELIA
because I do. Look, here comes the duke.
With his eyes full of anger.DUKE FREDERICK
Enter DUKE FREDERICK, with Lords
Mistress, dispatch you with your safest hasteROSALIND
And get you from our court.
Me, uncle?DUKE FREDERICK
Within these ten days if that thou be'st found
So near our public court as twenty miles,
Thou diest for it.
I do beseech your grace,DUKE FREDERICK
Let me the knowledge of my fault bear with me:
If with myself I hold intelligence
Or have acquaintance with mine own desires,
If that I do not dream or be not frantic,--
As I do trust I am not--then, dear uncle,
Never so much as in a thought unborn
Did I offend your highness.
Thus do all traitors:ROSALIND
If their purgation did consist in words,
They are as innocent as grace itself:
Let it suffice thee that I trust thee not.
Yet your mistrust cannot make me a traitor:DUKE FREDERICK
Tell me whereon the likelihood depends.
Thou art thy father's daughter; there's enough.ROSALIND
So was I when your highness took his dukedom;CELIA
So was I when your highness banish'd him:
Treason is not inherited, my lord;
Or, if we did derive it from our friends,
What's that to me? my father was no traitor:
Then, good my liege, mistake me not so much
To think my poverty is treacherous.
Dear sovereign, hear me speak.DUKE FREDERICK
Ay, Celia; we stay'd her for your sake,CELIA
Else had she with her father ranged along.
I did not then entreat to have her stay;DUKE FREDERICK
It was your pleasure and your own remorse:
I was too young that time to value her;
But now I know her: if she be a traitor,
Why so am I; we still have slept together,
Rose at an instant, learn'd, play'd, eat together,
And wheresoever we went, like Juno's swans,
Still we went coupled and inseparable.
She is too subtle for thee; and her smoothness,CELIA
Her very silence and her patience
Speak to the people, and they pity her.
Thou art a fool: she robs thee of thy name;
And thou wilt show more bright and seem more virtuous
When she is gone. Then open not thy lips:
Firm and irrevocable is my doom
Which I have pass'd upon her; she is banish'd.
Pronounce that sentence then on me, my liege:DUKE FREDERICK
I cannot live out of her company.
You are a fool. You, niece, provide yourself:CELIA
If you outstay the time, upon mine honour,
And in the greatness of my word, you die.
Exeunt DUKE FREDERICK and Lords
O my poor Rosalind, whither wilt thou go?ROSALIND
Wilt thou change fathers? I will give thee mine.
I charge thee, be not thou more grieved than I am.
I have more cause.CELIA
Thou hast not, cousin;ROSALIND
Prithee be cheerful: know'st thou not, the duke
Hath banish'd me, his daughter?
That he hath not.CELIA
No, hath not? Rosalind lacks then the loveROSALIND
Which teacheth thee that thou and I am one:
Shall we be sunder'd? shall we part, sweet girl?
No: let my father seek another heir.
Therefore devise with me how we may fly,
Whither to go and what to bear with us;
And do not seek to take your change upon you,
To bear your griefs yourself and leave me out;
For, by this heaven, now at our sorrows pale,
Say what thou canst, I'll go along with thee.
Why, whither shall we go?CELIA
To seek my uncle in the forest of Arden.ROSALIND
Alas, what danger will it be to us,CELIA
Maids as we are, to travel forth so far!
Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.
I'll put myself in poor and mean attireROSALIND
And with a kind of umber smirch my face;
The like do you: so shall we pass along
And never stir assailants.
Were it not better,CELIA
Because that I am more than common tall,
That I did suit me all points like a man?
A gallant curtle-axe upon my thigh,
A boar-spear in my hand; and--in my heart
Lie there what hidden woman's fear there will--
We'll have a swashing and a martial outside,
As many other mannish cowards have
That do outface it with their semblances.
What shall I call thee when thou art a man?ROSALIND
I'll have no worse a name than Jove's own page;CELIA
And therefore look you call me Ganymede.
But what will you be call'd?
Something that hath a reference to my stateROSALIND
No longer Celia, but Aliena.
But, cousin, what if we assay'd to stealCELIA
The clownish fool out of your father's court?
Would he not be a comfort to our travel?
He'll go along o'er the wide world with me;
Leave me alone to woo him. Let's away,
And get our jewels and our wealth together,
Devise the fittest time and safest way
To hide us from pursuit that will be made
After my flight. Now go we in content
To liberty and not to banishment.
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